okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As shirtless as possible
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
