I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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