Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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