Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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