So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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