New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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