how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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