What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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