If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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