STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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