your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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