Dual....:-)
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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