is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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