Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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