So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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