something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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