Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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