shes about as inviting as chlamydia
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
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Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Enjoy the penises
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