So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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