Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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