Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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