Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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