Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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