Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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