Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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