There was a lot of him and a little penis
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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