I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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