I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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