the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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