if i died would you start the facebook group?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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