you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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