She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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