Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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