I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Terrible idea I love it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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