My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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