You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?