I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Semen is not good for contacts.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
