READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
