Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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