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Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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