Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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