porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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