Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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