Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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