nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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