Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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