Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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