do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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