I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
