Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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