hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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