That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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