North Korea, Best Korea!
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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