She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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